Sunday, April 26, 2009

Roy Elliot

Location: Malibu, California

I finally met Roy Elliot, the famous "curer" of ADS. I knew that before the war he was a famous director but now, well, none of that mattered. So Roy explained to me exactly what ADS was, and it's a syndrome where one falls asleep one night and never wake up, it's not because of wounds or reanimation but because of hope. It's like your mind just gives up and says there's no reason to exist so you don't, you die. Hearing this wasn't to much of a shock because I had heard of instances of this happening I was just never given the scientific name Asymptomatic Demise Syndrome, or ADS. Anyways, as most of us know, Roy is now famous for his footage on many battles, all of them, of course, of us winning. The first video he made was named Victory at Avalon:The Battle of the Five Colleges. Alone this movie saved 5 people from ADS in the first night, sense to him 100 died a day. Truly without Roy Elliot we might not be here today, not because of the undead killer, but the silent killer.

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